Editorial: The Future of Val
The Editorial Board examines the possible future of Valentine Dining Hall, offering some ideas to the administration.
Opinion
Don't Get Lost in the Numbers
Managing Opinion Editor Caroline Flinn ’28 reflects on how numbers govern every part of life — from daily routines to global crises — and argues that humanity cannot be captured by statistics alone.
Response to a Lesbian’s Perspective
Managing Opinion Editor Joey Supik ’27 responds to criticism of his satirical essay advocating for lesbian–heterosexual male friendship, defending his argument that cross-identity relationships can serve as a modest but meaningful challenge to misogyny.
What Amherst Lost When It Laid Off Its Rabbi
Jewish Discussion Group and Amherst College Jews for Ceasefire leaders Amelia Cogan ’26 and Noa Costom ’26 confront Amherst’s decision to lay off its campus rabbi, arguing that the removal of Rabbi Colt represents not mere administrative restructuring but a retreat from pluralistic spiritual life.
Bathroom Bulletin: Flushing Through Johnson Chapel
Editor-in-Chief Edwyn Choi ’27 and Staff Writers Jenny Chan ’28 and Hailey Yoon ’28 explore the bathrooms of Johnson Chapel, unpacking how even the most venerated spaces at Amherst College contain pockets of unexpected character.
Reflecting on Amherst’s “Care-ocracy”
Staff Writer Rizwan Ayub ’27 reflects on Amherst College’s “care-ocracy,” arguing that the institution’s meticulous attention to student wellbeing is both a blessing and a lens that can blind students to their own privilege.
Honor the Ballot: Let the Audit Proceed
Staff Writer Shane Dillon ’26 argues that Massachusetts’ Question 1, which empowers the state auditor to review the legislature, must be honored, warning that delays and procedural stalling threaten democratic accountability.